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Bush To Be Treated For Gait Problem

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan confirmed today the President Bush will receive behavioral therapy to cure an anomaly with his gait.  The President will be treated over the holidays at Walter Reed Army Medical Center. 

"Karl Rove feels that the President's natural walking style conflicts with the macho image the re-election campaign is trying to project.  Karl thinks Mr. Bush looks too much 'like he is auditioning for the lead role in Tootsie' when walks in public," said Mr. McClellan.

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