(IWR Satire) -- New York Times columnists
David Brooks and Thomas Friedman were married today in a private
ceremony at the Bush compound in Kennebunkport.
The couple had been
dating for several years after they first met at a PBS taping of the Jim
"It was love at first sight, and when I found out Tommy was really
an establishment shill and neocon like me, I just had to propose,"
said an exuberant David Brooks.
"Oh hush, you big lug. You know how frisky I get when I see that
huge pro-business, pro-Israel, pre-emptive and trickle down grin of
We're really like two peas in pod," said Mrs. Brooks.