Laura Bush’s Annual Christmas Address

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) – First Lady Laura Bush yesterday made her annual Christmas address to the Children of America in which she stressed the importance of cronyism in our everyday lives.

“Jesus taught us that as long you have the right pedigree or connections, you will inherit the Earth.

In fact, if Jesus were alive today, he would most likely work for Halliburton or Exxon,” said the First Lady.

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