Evian, France (IWR Satire) – French President Jacques Chirac, left, shows President Bush where his old socks are. They were airing out on a clothesline in the courtyard at the G-8 Summit. Earlier Mr. Chirac had presented Mr. Bush the “Codpiece of Freedom”, a gift from the People of France. Mr. Bush seemed quite pleased with the the gift and tried it on without hesitation. It seems executive codpieces are somewhat the rage in the European business community. Differences over Iraq had caused a major rift between Washington and longtime ally France, but the codpiece seemed to help mend the fence.