White House Photo “Proves” Bush Wasn’t Lying in His State of the Union Speech

Washington (IWR Satire) – The Bush Administration today released a photo, which they claim proves that President Bush wasn’t lying about Iraq’s attempt to acquire uranium in Africa in his State of the Union (SOTU) address.

“We knew the Brit’s Nigerian data was a bit dodgy, so the President was instructed to keep his fingers crossed during the entire SOTU speech.

The photo clearly shows that the President indeed had his fingers crossed making him technically exempt from telling any falsehoods.  It was Karl’s idea,” said press secretary Ari Fleischer.

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