Bush Admits He Doesn’t Know Why We Invaded Iraq

MONROE, MI (IWR Satire) — President Bush today admitted he couldn’t remember why the US attacked Iraq, but he was sure Cheney or somebody knew why.

Under relentless questioning by reporters from the Monroe Evening News about the reasons for going to war with Iraq, a clearly frustrated George Bush said:

“The hell if I know.

I mean, come on.

The reason has changed so many friggin’ times.  I can’t keep it straight anymore.  Nobody can.

Anyway, I’m just a pin boy in all of this.

Everybody must have figured out by now that I’m only a cheerleader for the Neocon Illuminati who control this country.

I mean, there ain’t no nucular yellow cake, WMD or 9/11 connection for Christ sakes.

In other words, your guess is as good as mine.”

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