Brooks and Friedman Married in Private Ceremony

KENNEBUNKPORT, MA (IWR Satire) — New York Times columnists David Brooks and Thomas Friedman were married today in a private ceremony at the Bush compound in Kennebunkport.

The couple had been dating for several years after they first met at a PBS taping of the Jim Lehrer NewsHour.

“It was love at first sight, and when I found out Tommy was really an establishment shill and neocon like me, I just had to propose,” said an exuberant David Brooks.

“Oh hush, you big lug.  You know how frisky I get when I see that huge pro-business, pro-Israel, pre-emptive and trickle down grin of yours.

We’re really like two peas in pod,” said Mrs. Brooks.

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