God Reveals the Neo-Con Ten Commandments To George Bush

Washington (IWR Satire) –  President Bush today announced to the world that he has received a new version of the Ten Commandments directly from God.  “God has chosen me to lead the people of this here earth to a new righteous order, and a new set of rules to live by — The Neo-Con Ten Commandments,” said Mr. Bush to an adoring press.

The Official White House
Neo-Con Ten Commandments

Exxonodus 20:1-17

  1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me except for oil, stocks, bonds, real estate, guns, expensive clothes, tax cuts or Leo Strauss.”
  2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image that is not approved by Karl Rove.”
  3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain except while watching sporting events or when some liberal traitor makes fun of you.”
  4. “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy by controlling all spin on Sunday morning talk shows.”
  5. “Honor thy father and thy mother by settling old scores.”
  6. “Thou shalt not kill or convict Republicans.”
  7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery with Democrats.”
  8. “Thou shalt not steal from Republicans.”
  9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor unless he disagrees with your Republican President.”
  10. “Thou shalt not covet thy Republican neighbor’s house, nor anything that is thy Republican neighbor’s.”

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