Jeb Bush Challenges Al Gore to Hamburger Eating Contest

Naples, Florida (IWR Satire) – Feeling confident after his victory in Florida, Jeb Bush has issued a challenge to Al Gore to see who can eat the most hamburgers.  “I know Al can inhale a pizza faster than William Bennett, but I think I’ll trounce Al’s liberal butt when it comes to my favorite food – hamburgers”, said the chunky governor.  Jeb Bush currently holds the Guinness Book of Records for eating meatloaf.

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