Naples, Florida (IWR Satire) – Feeling confident after his victory in Florida, Jeb Bush has issued a challenge to Al Gore to see who can eat the most hamburgers. “I know Al can inhale a pizza faster than William Bennett, but I think I’ll trounce Al’s liberal butt when it comes to my favorite food – hamburgers”, said the chunky governor. Jeb Bush currently holds the Guinness Book of Records for eating meatloaf.