Rummy’s Self-Help Book
Now you too can charm
the birds out of the trees!
Uncle Rummy’s Iraq Recruiting Poster
Uncle Rummy
Wants You
Rumsfeld Marries Himself
in San Francisco Ceremony
Rummy Ties the Knot
SAN FRANCISCO (IWR News Parody) — In an event dubbed by local news media as the first heterosexual-gay marriage, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld exchanged wedding vows with himself today in a civil ceremony at San Francisco’s City Hall.
Donald “Rummy” Rumsfeld GOP Playing Card
