George W. Bush – Parody News Cartoon
Bush Male Escort Connection
WASHINGTON (IWR Parody News) – A shocking photograph of President Bush massaging former male hooker (and White House Reporter) Jeff Gannon’s scalp turned up on several liberal blogs today.
The Whitehouse immediately denied that Mr. Bush is a flaming, godless homosexual.
“The President just likes to rub bald heads and often when he’s on the road alone he hires bald male escorts just so he can rub their heads for good luck,” said Scott McClellan.