Osama Promises to Act Surprised During the US Spring Offensive
DOHA, QATAR (IWR News Parody) – Aljazeera reported that it received a new tape, which was corroborated by the CIA, from Osama bin Laden. In the tape, Mr. Laden vowed to act ‘very surprised’ when the US military starts it Spring offensive in Afghanistan this April.
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