IWR Photo Bush Cartoon – FLYGATE: BUSH ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE
George W. Bush – News Parody Cartoon
FLYGATE: BUSH ARRESTED BY THE FCC FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE!
CRAWFORD, TX (IWR News Parody) – In what reporters are calling FlyGate, FCC Chairman Michael Powell today ordered President Bush to be incarcerated for breaking indecency laws by repeatedly exposing himself in public.
"The President’s recent open fly incident in Chile is part of a disgusting pattern of perversion, which started when the president wore his so-called victory codpiece on the Abraham Lincoln during that infamous Mission Accomplished publicity stunt last year.
Mr. Bush’s filthy behavior has served as a degenerate model for Hollywood stars such as Janet Jackson, Peewee Herman and Nicole Sheridan, and he must be made an example for the American people.
No one is above the law, except perhaps, Tom Delay.
Besides that, the little weasel fired my pop," said Powell with distinct artificial moral tone.
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