WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) – On Sunday’s Meet the Press, Karl Rove explained his secret for winning elections.
"We employed a simple formula that has been used by many of the most successful campaigns run in the last 200 years – we cheated.
It was taking candy from a baby.
While all those liberals were so freaked out about those new fangled E-Voting machines, we simply ran Bush paper ballots through those optical scanners, over and over again. No one was paying attention to those old suckers," said Rove to Tim Russert, who wasn’t listening.
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