Bush Reclassifies McDonald’s as a ‘Fast-Food Factory’
WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) President Bush Monday issued a proclamation reclassifying junk food restaurants as Fast-Food Factories.
"This ought to silence my critics, who say that I’m not creating any new manufacturing jobs. Hell, I just created a few million of those suckers with the stroke of my pen! Shazam! Eat you heart out John Kerry," said a giddy George Bush.
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