Reagan Astrologer, Joan Quigley, Predicted The Gipper’s Death!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA (IWR News Parody) – Joan Quigley, the official White House astrologer of the Reagan presidency, on Friday predicted the the demise of Ronald Reagan on Saturday. Unfortunately, Ms. Quigley’s press agent said that Joan’s web server was down due to a denial of service attack by hackers, and she was unable to post her prediction on time.
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