Walking Small: Bush Forgets to Wear His Shoe Lifts
YOUNGSTOWN, OH (IWR News Parody) – On the campaign trail in Youngstown today, President Bush appeared much small than usual and was consequently the butt of several short jokes. Later at his White House briefing, Scott McClellan confirmed that Mr. Bush had indeed forgotten to wear his shoe lifts. "Unlike John Kerry, the president is very concerned about his appearance. I mean, Kerry doesn’t even die his hair or use Botox for Christ sakes," said McClellan.
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