WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) – Scott McClellan announced today that President Bush has been diagnosed with Mad Cowboy Disease. The President will be quarantined, until further notice, at a psychiatric ward in Walter Reed Medical Center. Mr. McClellan said epidemiologists have traced this case of to Jenna Welch’s special holiday Texas Head Cheese Bean Dip that was infected with Mad Cow disease.
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