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IWR Photo Bush Cartoon – The Adventures of Jetpack Jeb

IWR Photo Bush Cartoon – The Adventures of Jetpack Jeb

Jeb Bush – Parody News Cartoon

The Adventures of Jetpack Jeb

BANGKOK, Thailand (IWR Parody News) – Jeb Bush today kicked off his 2008 presidential campaign in Bangkok. 

Governor Bush is serving in part as a proxy for his brother George W. Bush to assess the tsunami and political damage in Asia.

According to aids, the President felt he would appear to much like that girlie man Bill Clinton if he went in person himself and hugged pagans, who are doomed to go to hell anyway.

The President thinks hugging Muslims, being knowledgeable about geography or being able to pronounce the names Asia localities are things that "only a Nancy boy would do".

Jeb Bush’s primary purpose for this journey is to launch, what is being billed as his "Jetpack for America", campaign for president in 2008. 

During the four year campaign, Jeb plans to jetpack his chunky way around the world showing that he is no Mister Rogers either, and that he is ready to fill his brother’s cowboy boots as the next neocon chickenhawk president of the United States.

The Governor’s campaign manager described Jeb’s new targeted image as a cross between the Pillsbury Doughboy and Rush Limbaugh.

Unfortunately, the maiden voyage of the Governor’s jetpack flight resulted in a minor accident in which Jeb Bush landed safely on his head on the pavement of Bangkok International Airport.

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