Clarence Thomas Comes In Second At Nathan’s Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest
CONEY ISLAND, NYC (IWR Parody News) – Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas came in second at Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating contest at Coney Island in New York City. Judge Thomas later filed a protest with event organizers claiming that he lost his appetite after some pervert put a pubic hair on his hot dog.
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