LIMA, OH (IWR News Parody) – President Bush this afternoon broke his nose by running head first into his limo door. According to White House sources, Mr. Bush was suffering from a ‘psychological relapse’ brought on when Mr. Bush came in contact with powdered sugar at the Nickles Bakery while on the campaign trail in Lima.
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