Cheney Fires Saddam’s Trophy Rifle To Celebrate Memorial Day
WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) – Vice President Dick Cheney today helped the nation celebrate Memorial Day by shooting a few rounds from Saddam Hussein’s favorite rifle that Mr. Cheney received as trophy from his pal Ahmed Chalabi in front of the White House. To add to the dramatic effect, Mr. Cheney also wore Saddam’s favorite hat, tie, vest, boxer shorts and polyester suit. Not to be outdone, Mr. Bush then pulled out Saddam Hussein’s favorite water pistol and squirted the veterans and their families in attendance.
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