Chicago (IWR Satire) – Researchers at the Field Museum in Chicago announced today that a new link between birds and talk show pundits has been found. Cladistic analysis of Archaeopteryx fossils compared to a brain scan of pundit Ann Coulter’s pea sized brain revealed remarkable similarities that cannot be explained by convergence alone.
Dr. Salmon Rusty of the Field Museum stated: "The link between between humans and birds has now been clearly established. In fact, Archaeopteryx’s brain mass was about 35% greater than that of Ann Coulter. Similar data was reported from a Cornell study based on a brain size comparison between Geraldo Rivera and the Common Grackle."
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