Rush Limbaugh Explains to His Listeners Why He Should Get the Purple Heart
NEW YORK (IWR News Parody) – Rush Limbaugh today explained to his listeners why he, and not John Kerry or Max Cleland, really deserves the purple heart for the injuries, a painful pilonidal cyst and his drug addiction, that Mr. Limbaugh received while fighting the war against liberalism.
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