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Bush To Take Badly Needed Dale Carnegie Course
WASHINGTON – (IWR News Satire) White House Press Secretary Tony Snow revealed today that President Bush will be taking the Dale Carnegie course How to Win Friends and Influence People this week in order to help Mr. Bush make some friends with other world leaders and also to help boost the President’s sagging poll numbers.
Snow reported that Mr. Bush’s speaking style and personal charm need a lot of work, and that even Ross Perot has more "panache" than Mr. Bush does.
Mr. Bush received the three day course as a birthday present from Karl Rove.
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