Prince Bandar Knew Bush’s Flight Suit Secret Before Powell Did
WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) – Bob Woodward last night on Larry King revealed that the Saudi Arabian Ambassador Prince Bandar also knew about Bush’s flight suit secret on the USS Abraham Lincoln in 1993 before Colin Powell did. In fact, Prince Bandar was on the aircraft carrier at the same time. Woodward then explained the mystery of what was really stuffed in Bush’s codpiece. It seems it was not filled with socks as widely believed, but instead contained one of Prince Bandar’s royal checkerboard colored babushkas.
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