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Michael Chertoff – Parody News Cartoon

Chertoff Calls Nosferatu Charges Unfounded

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) – The Department of Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff today denied that he is the dreaded vampire Nosferatu. Many bloggers became suspicious after it was discovered that the paper Michael Chertoff read last Tuesday about New Orleans dodging the bullet was the Transylvania Times.

"Look, I can’t be the only person in Washington who doesn’t have a reflection in a mirror or a crucifix phobia. Sure like many kids in the 60’s I was blood sucking vampire, but I haven’t bit anybody on the neck since 1987," said Chertoff to the hypnotized Washington press corps.

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