Best of IWR – The Official John Ashcroft Christmas Card

John Ashcroft – News Parody Cartoon

The Official John Ashcroft

Sing-Along Christmas Card

Sing-Along with Attorney General John Ashcroft

Oh! You better watch out,

you better not cry,

you better not pout,

 I’m telling you why:

 John Ashcroft is coming to town!

He’s making a list,

 He’s checking it twice,

 gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

 John Ashcroft is coming to town!

He sees you when you’re sleeping,

 he knows when you’re awake.

 He knows when you’ve been bad or good,

 so be good for goodness sake!

So…You better watch out,

 You better not cry

 You better not pout,

 I’m telling you why.

 John Ashcroft is coming to town.

Little wire taps,

 little toy drums.

 Pootie-poot-poots

and Rummy tum tums.

 John Ashcroft is coming to town.

Calico Cats

 that cuddle and coo,

 Elephants, boats

 and Minnie Lou too.

 John Ashcroft is coming to town.

 The kids in girl and boyland

will have a jubilee.

 They’re gonna put barbed wire

 all around the Christmas tree.

Ohh….You better watch out,

 you better not cry.

 You better not pout,

 I’m telling you why.

John Ashcroft is coming to town.

*The MIDI is from Holiday Music From Monroe High School In Michigan!

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