WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) – White House press secretary Tony Snow said this morning that President Bush is very, very upset that the majority of Americans have taken his statements on Iraq literally.
"When the president said: ‘Stay the course.’, he really meant: ‘Go with the Flow.’
"When Mr. Bush and his staff said there were WMD in Iraq or that Saddam was connected to 9/11, they didn’t expect people to take them seriously. They were just using poetic license," said Snow whose head expanded like grotesque balloon full of Botox while he spoke.
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