IWR Photo Bush Cartoon – Bush To Fight His Way Out Of Paper Bag

WASHINGTON, DC (IWR Satire) – White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan said today that President Bush would take up Howard Dean’s challenge and show, once and for all, that Mr. Bush can indeed fight his way out of a paper bag.

"The President has had it up to here [McClellan raises his hand over his head] with all of this ‘Bush Bashing’ by those traitorous Democrats. He is tired of all those snide remarks by Dean about the Mr. Bush’s competence. 

Therefore, the President will demonstrate, live on C-SPAN this evening, that he does indeed have the wherewithal to fight his way out of paper bag," said McClellan to reporters.