Internet Weekly Report
Internet Weekly Report

IWR Photo Bush Cartoon – Operation Patriot Eavesdrop

IWR Photo Bush Cartoon – Operation Patriot Eavesdrop

Home] [Parody News] [Animation] [Art] [Humor] [Forums] [Search] [About

IWR Photo Cartoon

Ashcroft Announces New Program:

Operation Patriot Eavesdrop

CHICAGO, IL (IWR News Parody) — Attorney General John Ashcroft announced today, in the world’s largest Starbucks in Chicago, his new Operation Patriot Eavesdrop (OPE) program. 

Mr. Ashcroft demonstrated how easy it is for patriotic Americans to eavesdrop on suspected terrorists, who often congregate in local coffee houses to drink their ‘subversive cafe lattes and cappuccinos’.

"The purpose of OPE is to recruit loyal Americans to help the FBI spy on suspected terrorists in their neighborhood shops, parks, malls and Planned Parenthood offices.

We are asking that you keep an eye and cupped ear pointed in the direction of all suspicious looking characters that you may encounter, e.g., Arabs, Mexicans, UPS guys in shorts, gays, punks, Goth girls, college professors, Kerry supporters  or anyone with blue, green or pink hair.

If you find someone who meets these vague criteria for sedition, please contact your local FBI office or send an email to me at, and we will have some of our special goon agents hassle the living crap out of that traitor," said Mr. Ashcroft.


 [GOP Playing Cards] [IWR eZine] [Links] [More IWR Parodies] [Parody Titles Text

Support the Internet Weekly!

Bush Fundraising Linked to Spike in Gas Prices 3/2

Rumsfeld Marries Himself 2/29

Rummy Ties the Knot

Bush Announces O. J. Will Replace Kay 2/27

WMD Stockpile Discovered in Iraq! 2/26 Also see this Take 2 Version


Ridge Announces: Homeland Security to Patrol Borders with Icarus Wings 2/25

IWR Comics – Karl Rove’s Universe #4 2/25

Karl Rove: The Case for Cronyism 2/20

White House Issues Revised Jobs Forecast for 2004 2/19

Dick Cheney’s Terrible Secret 2/18

NASA Locates Missing Secret Third Rover 2/17

RNC Chairman Calls Kerry a Pervert 2/16

Bush Urges UN Action to Stop Boohbah Proliferation 2/15

The Official George W. Bush AWOL Doll! 2/13


Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,

Copyright Internet Weekly Report 2001-2003.

Site Page Views

IWR reference: cartoon, comic, parody, satire, political, news, joke, spoof, humor, lampoon, cartoon, comic, parody, satire, joke, spoof, humor, lampoon

Zeen is a next generation WordPress theme. It’s powerful, beautifully designed and comes with everything you need to engage your visitors and increase conversions.