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The Bush Administration:

Where Every Day Is Halloween

FORT MEYERS, FL (IWR Parody News) – The Bush administration today rolled out, yet another campaign theme, and this time for a change, they decided to actually tell the truth.

After the President’s stump speech in Fort Meyers, Karen Hughes, who was dressed as the Bride of Frankenstein, explained the new ‘Trick Or Treat’ strategy to reporters:

"Since everyday in this administration is already like Halloween, with all the phony fear mongering, scare tactics and whatnot, we decided to just level with the American people for once and promise something that we can really deliver on – four more years of Halloween!

Looky here, the choice is clear!

With that liberal flip-flopping John Kerry, you only get Halloween once a year, but hell with the Bush Cartel, you get to have Halloween every damn day!

It’s a quite an impressive record, when you think about some of the classic masquerade themes we used in the past four years: portraying Saddam Hussein as the Boogie Man and the Democrats as Nazis, our recent Wolves ad, and all those spooky Homeland security holiday advisories, just to name a couple."

Tom Ridge then issued a Red Alert warning that al Qaeda planned on disrupting the election by casting votes in key swing states for John Kerry.

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Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,

Copyright Internet Weekly Report 2001-2004.

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