Iwr 2007c
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IWR Cartoon – McCain’s Health: Good News – He Is Cancer Free. Bad News – He’s Been Dead For 3 Years!

IWR Cartoon – McCain’s Health: Good News – He Is Cancer Free.  Bad News – He’s Been Dead For 3 Years!

John McCain – Parody News

McCain’s Health: Good News – He Is Cancer Free.  Bad News – He’s Been Dead For 3 Years!

SCOTTSDALE, AZ (IWR News Satire) – John McCain’s doctors reported Friday that they had both some good news and bad news for 71 year old Senator from Arizona.  “The Good News is that Mr. McCain is cancer free.  However, the bad news is that the Senator has been dead for at least three years!  I guess that makes him some sort of Bush-like zombie,” said Dr. Fine.

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