EAGLE, Colo. (IWR Satire) — Saddam Hussein turned up at the Kobe Bryant trial on Thursday. According to witnesses, Saddam was apparently reporting for the Al-Jazeera TV Network.
"He had a press pass and everything, so I figured he was cool," said auxiliary policeman Ted Coleman.
Upon hearing the news, court recorder, Helen Meeker, immediately contacted authorities: "I called the Attorney General’s office, but I was told that Mr. Ashcroft was too busy violating the rights of Muslim immigrants, creating a blacklist of federal judges and expanding his Gestapo Patriot Act powers to worry about Saddam Hussein."
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