WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) – President Bush on Arab TV today explained to Arab listeners that Iraqi prisoners were treated with same respect as African American prisoners in the state of Texas. "I guess I never thought much about it before. I mean, in this country, the last thing we worry about is the human rights of prisoners," said a pious Mr. Bush.
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