WASHINGTON, DC (IWR News Parody) – President Bush this afternoon survived an attack by giant Venus Flytrap in the Rose Garden at the Whitehouse. Mr. Bush apparently struggled with the plant for several minutes before the Whitehouse gardener was able to distract the deadly plant with a Snail Darter sardine from the Oval Office allowing the President to escape. The Secret Service then destroyed the plant with their presidential weed whackers. A shaken Mr. Bush was then treated for minor bites and nibbles on his face. Later aides denied that the President was re-considering his position climate change.
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