TIKRIT, IRAQ (IWR News Parody) – President Bush via Satellite received the annual Saddam Hussein Leadership Award from the Baathist Heritage Foundation in Tikrit last night. The award was remotely presented to Mr. Bush by Jay Leno at the Royal Oak Lanes & Lounge in Royal Oak, Michigan. Mr. Leno said Bush was selected because more Iraqi civilians had been killed under Bush’s reign or terror than in the last five years under Saddam Hussein. Also, Bush was cited for his recent torture chamber achievements, reinstating Republican Guard generals and military bravery by using a phony pretense in attacking a much smaller country with overwhelming force just as Saddam did in Kuwait over ten years ago.
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