WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) – House Majority Leader Tom Fingers Delay was arrested today for shop lifting a bottle of bourbon at a local Washington, DC Safe Way grocery store.
The congressman from Texas has apparently been struggling with severe case of kleptomania for many years now. Delay, who is know to have no shame, was also rebuked several times recently by the House ethics committee for related psychopathic behavior.
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