The 2008 Republican Candidates – Parody News Cartoon
NASHVILLE, TN (IWR Satire) – The 2008 Republican Candidates today released their much anticipated vinyl album “Same Old Song And Dance” at a gala event held at the Nashville Howard Johnson’s to a rather small crowd of Fox News reporters. The aging band is hoping their album will help raise millions to fund the GOP’s vicious attack ads planned for this Summer.
The band members include: lead singer John “Methuselah” McCain, two fingered Hammond organ player “One-Trick Rudy” Giuliani, drummer Mitt “Gringo” Romney, on duck calls Fred “Frankenberry” Thompson and Mike “Huckster” Hucklebee on bass guitar.
Hear is the list of the songs from the LP:
Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
War, What Is It Good For? Halliburton Of Course!
Me, Myself and Big Business
Same Old Song An Dance
Moral Hypocrisy Rap
Let The Poor Eat Cake
Capital Gains Tax Cut Boogie
Please Do Fence Me In
Gay Bash Mash
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