WASHINGTON, DC (IWR News Satire) – White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan confirmed today that President Bush was mistakenly left on the tarmac when Air Force One took off for several campaign stops in the Northeast.
"Unfortunately, nobody noticed until the third campaign stop in Jersey City," said McClellan.
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Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001, Copyright Internet Weekly Report 2001-2003.