DEARBORN, MI (IWR News Parody) – Tom Ridge today released a photo showing conclusive evidence that al Qaeda is planning to disrupt the Fall election. Osama bin Laden, apparently, has issued an order to all al Qaeda operatives in the US to campaign vigorously for "Boosh’s Reelection". Mr. Laden has let it be known in the past that he and al Qaeda are very pleased with the foreign policies of the Bush administration.
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