OTTAWA, CA (IWR Parody News) – An unnamed member of Laura Bush’s staff has confirmed to IWR that the First Lady has been secretly seeing Corn Cob Bob ever since she met him on Canada Day. According to the source, the President is fuming because of Corn Cob Bob’s affiliation with renewable fuels.
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