Jethro Bodine To Head Blue Ribbon Commission

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Jethro Bodine To Head Blue Ribbon Commission

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Washington — President Bush announced today that his long time friend, Jethro Bodine, will head up the 9/11 "Blue Ribbon" Commission to investigate events leading up to the 9/11 intelligence failure.  "Mr. Bodine is one of the few experts in our nation that has the skills needed to ‘cipher’ all of the complex events that led up to the 9/11 disaster."  said Mr. Bush. 

Later in the day Jed Clampett,  Jethro’s former guardian, stated:   "I must admit that I was surprised when I heard the news.  George and Jethro have always been the best of buds.  They just love it when the San Diego Chicken comes a callin’.  And lord knows,  I really do love those two knuckleheads, but if brains was lard, neither one these boys could grease a pan.  If n’ ya knows what I mean."