Lynchburg, VA (IWR News Parody) – At a $10,000 a plate Republican tent revival in Virginia last night, President Bush promised the snake handlers in attendance that he would do his best to ring in Armageddon if he is reelected.
Donors at the campaign event were treated to a festive bar-b-que feast of endangered species, a bible to thump, and one-way tickets to the Promised Land via a giant escalator being constructed in Lynchburg by Jerry Falwell and his Bigoted Nazis for Jesus Foundation.
*Note: My apologies go to Pieter Bruegel for using his wonderful painting “The Triumph of Death” as a background for this satire.