Bush Campaign Fundraising Linked to Spike in Gas Prices
SAN JOSE, CA (IWR News Parody) A man, appearing to be President Bush, was seen leaving the Pump N Go gas mart in San Jose this morning just moments before gas prices were raised another 30 cents.
The station’s owner Larry Stotle (no relation to Aristotle) said: "I really have no choice except to raise gas prices to recoup the rising costs of these kickbacks. Oops, I mean contributions to the Bush’s re-election campaign."
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