Majority of Registered Voters Think Bush Is A Hamster
WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) – A CNN/USA Today/Gallup Poll released Wednesday showed that a clear majority of 75% of registered voters believed George W. Bush was a hamster, 15% thought the President was a member of the weasel family and remaining respondents believed he was some sort of Texas tree frog.
The same poll also found that the overwhelming majority of likely voters thought Vice President Dick Cheney was a Ferengi
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