DALLAS, TX (IWR News Parody) – President Bush today was visibly upset after viewing M. C. Escher’s painting Relativity, which is part of a traveling exhibit at the Dallas Museum of Art. Scott McClellan said: "The President apparently confused relativity with relativism, but what else would you expect from a remedial student of history, who confused Osama bin Laden with Saddam Hussein."
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