IWR Cartoons – Bush Links Saddam Hussein And Monica Lewinsky To Global Warming
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Bush Links Saddam Hussein And Monica Lewinsky To Global Warming
WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) – President Bush today linked Saddam Hussein And Monica Lewinsky to the rapid melting of sea ice in the Arctic, a direct result of man-made global warming.
"I guess you’re wondering who’s responsible for all these catastrophes, like 9/11, Katrina, the Iraq War and Global Warming, that have occurred during my tenure as president?
Well, I’ll tell you straight – it’s Bill Clinton’s fault! If that pervert Clinton wasn’t so obsessed with getting knob jobs from Monica Lewinsky, he would had time solve all these damn problems like global warming and terrorism that I’m having today.
If he had his act together, he also would have killed Osama bin Laden in the 1990’s. Heck, it would have been a trivial thing for him to do.
I know what you’re thinking. If it was so easy for Clinton to kill Osama back then, why haven’t I been able to kill bin Laden in 5 years?
Well fortunately, Karl tells me that’s one of those rhetorical questions that I don’t have to answer," said Bush.
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