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Tom DeLay To Star In Jailhouse Rock Remake
SUGARLAND, TX (IWR News Satire) – Tom DeLay announced today that he will be starring in a remake of the Elvis Presley movie Jailhouse Rock to help pay his mounting legal fees for the recent string of criminal charges brought against him in his home state of Texas.
Mr. DeLay will play Vince Everett, who is serving a twenty-year to life jail sentence for felonious obnoxiousness and money laundering.
While in the big house, his cellmate, a former country singer, played by Orrin Hatch, introduces Vince to the record business.
Everett then becomes an overnight sensation as a rockabilly gospel singer and is eventually paroled by President Bush.
Unfortunately, Vince ends up back in the state pen after he is arrested for extorting lunch money from school children
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