PARIS, FRANCE (IWR News Parody) – First Lady Laura Bush unveiled her new pillbox hat in Paris today to the utter amazement of Parisians. "It’s all Karl Rove’s Idea. He told me that if I was ever going to lose that ‘La Frump’ image, I needed to dress more like Jackie Kennedy did when she was in the White House," said Mrs. Bush.
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